game of thrones au where the starks aren’t the only ones with physical manifestations of their house sigil. the lannisters walk around with lions at their heels. the greyjoys have krakens splashing around in big pools in their main hall. the tyrells carry around roses all the time and are bitter about not having a better sigil. the martells are confused.
# no okay but the tyrells tho they could have golden roses that can double as THROWING KNIVES# YOU ALL DO NOT UNDERSTAND# OR LIKE# DETACHABLE THORNS THAT DOUBLE AS THINGS# GUYS# meanwhile house tully slaps people in the face with dead trout# you may be able to tell that i don’t really like house tully because reasons (tags: whereisthebepis)
Wendy, tired of London life, cannot believe her eyes when she spots the Jolly Roger docked on the Thames. Using her wit, and her gun, she persuades Hook to take her back to Neverland with him; not for Peter, but to seek the fortune she’s sure the tales she read growing up are concealing.
When you’re in a pinch, just call for the men in tights! (We’re butch.)
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what if in avengers 2 steve sticks his hand out waiting for his shield to bounce back to him but instead he gets the mjolnir
"Well done my colorful friend! Mjolnir has chosen a worthy wielder!"
"This shield does much damage! I like it!"
"This shield, I like it. ANOTHER!"
*throws it, watches it bounce wildly, hears something shatter, hears Tony scream*
Being single can feel empowering and independence is hugely attractive. It’s one of the things I look for in a man. I like a guy to be happy in his own skin with a life of his own. Good relationships are when you’re happy together and apart – though if you do spend time apart, the Skype thing can be frustrating. It’s not a substitute for a proper hug.